One thing is clear: we need a hero. A selfless hero who is going to put it all on the line, put others first, and make sure our democracy is restored. Of course, this said hero will get to this after brunch, apple picking, watching mindless TV, and maybe right before happy hour? Give it up for yourself America, if anything you are great at convenient distraction.
Nevertheless, with mail-in voting and ballot drop-off boxes, there is no excuse not to vote, no matter how distracted you are. Check out this hilarious sketch written by Mary Heatwole and directed, produced, edited by, & featuring Lindsay Rootare.
VOTE YOU WONDERFUL FOOLS!