It’s summer, it’s Friday, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still on the Supreme Court.
We’ve got plenty to celebrate – and since we’re us, we’re celebrating with the week’s funniest tweets from hilarious women! Read on, y’all…
It’s so exhausting being a powerful woman with a successful career that I’m dying for a dude to trap me with a baby and end it all.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) June 21, 2017
Reminder: it’s ok to think a thing then read or hear something and then think differently about that thing.
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) June 19, 2017
I made a fun bingo game for you to play as you scroll through social media this Father’s Day pic.twitter.com/mQfrDde5F5
— Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) June 18, 2017
I have to base all my plans around the ripeness of my avocados 😡
— Jorja Hudson (@jorjasmic) June 21, 2017
Being a writer is 67% thinking about how much you hate yourself while drinking too much coffee
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) June 19, 2017
There’s no such thing as too much pussy! pic.twitter.com/wbGcVIqjck
— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby_baby) June 21, 2017
Imagine being born and then you look up and it’s Beyoncé
— elizabeth strassner (@lilyelizajane) June 18, 2017
which new Ken are you? Bisexual model, Rachel Maddow, “Bernie Would Have Won”, 15 yr old app developer, hottest lesbian on tinder, or Chad? pic.twitter.com/UMgSBAv5ky
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈 (@amandadeibert) June 20, 2017
Fact! This is what they called boobs in the 1920s! pic.twitter.com/6wxlN4Flld
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 19, 2017
Cracking open a cold boy trying to convince him I’m the One.
— Flora (@florasaur) June 19, 2017
Literally just got attacked by a bird while writing a tweet and I don’t know much about signs or birds but I’m having chicken for lunch.
— Yael (@elle91) June 19, 2017
Anyways here is a Stanley Tucci crying w laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass pic.twitter.com/GBNegDdLRp
— linly (@meme___mom) June 21, 2017
When I see gorgeous girls working at Del Tacos & coffee shops it takes everything to not Stripper Godmother them “U don’t have to do this”
— Kasey Koop (@KaseyKoop) June 18, 2017
*struggling to put a tiny Men’s Warehouse suit onto a possum*
Stop fighting me. You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it.
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) June 21, 2017
[grabs bottle of wine]
I’m deglazing my life.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 22, 2017