Sometimes people talk shit about online universities, as if you’re getting an inferior education or something. But this online art teacher’s read gives us a whole college credit’s worth of LIFE. Jesse Esparza and Ego Nwodim make us want to take a modern art class asap.
Peretti is pretty much the best at everything she does. Her Twitter is fire, her standup is game changing, and she consistently makes us laugh so hard we pee on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Also her hair is always so shiny and looks so soft. Damn Gina, what can’t you do???
Rejoice in this compilation of some of our favorite Chelsea moments, from interviews to standup specials to weird videos she once posted to Instagram.
Gosh, paying employees more than the federal minimum wage sure does sting! Having to pay workers a living wage is driving some poor defenseless employers to outsource their labor to countries where folks don’t have the luxuries of ‘unions’ and ‘fairness’ like American citizens do. But what if there were a labor solution a little closer to home??
We’re so in love with this HuffPo presentation. Kristen Bell, you better WERK.
Trolls. Every outspoken woman on the internet gets targeted by them – at this point it’s just a hazard of the job. Like falling beams on a construction site, or bees on a… bee farm.
But Sam Bee deals with trolls like a damn professional bee keeper. We love her ‘Real or Fake’ segment from Full Frontal, because the way she deals with mean internet comments is truly inspiring. And also so much funnier than the commenters could ever hope to be. #ByeFelipe
HEADING INTO THE WEEKEND LIKE…
But before we get there, enjoy the very freshest tweets of the week!
Just wrote “I should have broken up with me” instead of “I should have broken up with him.” Who needs therapy when you have Freud wait what?
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) June 30, 2016
‘Stella Got Her Groove Back’ but for a woman who dumped herself, get on that Hollywood
I did too much pizza and need the pulp fiction needle to my gut pic.twitter.com/mudUspNMqV
— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) June 27, 2016
Somebody get her a syringe of kale pulp STAT.
Look, iPhone, if you’re gonna autocorrect my expletives to “ducking”, then at least give us a duck emoji to go with it
— Chanelle T (@TheTysonChannel) July 1, 2016
We need, in reverse order: duck, popcorn, women doing sports
Alternatively, if things go a different way, let’s get Hillary some wildfire
— Annie Stamell (@stamos) June 27, 2016
The Mad Prez is a pretty tight rap name, honestly.
Snap chat is dope for when you know someone is only worth looking at for like 8 seconds.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) June 29, 2016
Oh thiiiiiis is what Snapchat is for
Suns out guns out. Moons out guns out. This is America, so guns are always out, regardless of celestial order.
— LISA CURRY (@lisa_curry) June 28, 2016
Ragnarok, guns out.
Cersei Cersei Cersei I know you going though it Gurl but these costumes like look like bad purses I mean damn Gina! pic.twitter.com/kx0O0QEtpa
— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) June 27, 2016
Savage. Savage and accurate.
Jesse Williams should apologize for getting us all so hype this late before a Monday. pic.twitter.com/zhwCpoUwjg
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 27, 2016
Finally got woke 10 minutes before we had to go to bed yeesh.
Any bed can be a deathbed if you die in it.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 27, 2016
Hmm makes u think.
Happy Pride!! ❤️💛💚💙💜pic.twitter.com/1yy7jH8UiO
— Samira Wiley (@samirawiley) June 26, 2016
COME BACK AND BRING US THAT SHIIIIIIIRT
I may never deactivate a ticking timebomb with seconds to spare, but solving this problem came close. pic.twitter.com/Wq46XQpaSm
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) June 29, 2016
What happened here how did this end we need to know?!?!
Can’t tell if I’m missing something from my life or if it’s just 3pm
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) June 29, 2016
Time for that post-lunch emotional breakdown!
10pm double espresso feels sexual to me
— Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) June 27, 2016
Medium espresso is better than medium sex, let’s get real here.
I keep a fake diary so that future generations think I cried way less about ordering a lunch that disappointed me
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) June 28, 2016
Can’t wait for it to be turned to into a book called ‘The Woman Who Never Cried and Was Always Chill’
Gee howdy, it’s tough to be a girl! Especially in a silent movie where men smush their hands in your face to keep you from voting! Blessed Comedy brings us the timeless and totally historically accurate tale of the first woman ever to vote. Exercise those civil rights today, even if the man tries to keep you down.