Still Don’t Know Who To Vote For? Cue The Banjo.

Ugh, this election, right? So much fighting, so many awkward conversations with your cranky old relatives.

Dontcha just wish someone would write a fun song explaining how they’re voting? Ooooooh girl, do we have a sick accordion/banjo/guitar trio for you. Femmedy Trio, y’all should be on CNN.

Pour Some Bubbly, Ab Fab Comes Out Today!!

If you didn’t grow up watching Absolutely Fabulous, we feel sad for you sweetie. It’s the most glamorous, woman-focused British, ridiculous, cringey, hilarious show and we love Edina and Patsy to bits.

We’re also juiced that Jennifer Saunders, Dawn French and Joanna Lumley – comedy role models and badass best friends – finally got to make a movie version. In honor of the premiere, here are the Ab Fab ladies carrying the Olympic Torch in classic style.

Gaby Dunn Loves To Fiiiiiiiight!

A lot of annoying shizz happens to you when you live in a city. Hot garbage, rivers of pee, Panera. But one of the crappiest moments of city living is when someone steals your parking spot.

Gaby Dunn and her boo have no time for spot stealers, and they made a reenactment video of how they totally pwned a dude, and also then behaved badly when things got real sad.

The Funniest Tweets of the Week

It’s the freakin weekend, baby we’re about to drink us some ruuuuum.

But first, let’s round up the funniest tweets of the week!

Hey girl, are you that time my 8th grade teacher called me “a huge waste of potential” because I can’t stop thinking about you

— Lauren Brown (@LaurenBrownMD) June 18, 2016

Never 4get the adults who casually destroyed us.

I have mastered snapchat. pic.twitter.com/HoFOLNgaGl

— c e l e s t e (@celesteballard) June 22, 2016

Pro tip: the best snaps are funny snaps that will also give you nightmares!

Jesus loved everybody, but he probably didn’t like everybody.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 21, 2016

He was still a human being, man.

Are you mad at me?

(This was faster than texting every single person I know)

— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) June 20, 2016

Oh thiiiiis is what Twitter is for.

If you ever use FB messenger to talk to me when you have my number, you should be tried in a court of law

— Maritza Lugo (@PolaRoid_Rage) June 22, 2016

Your honor, we find the defendant guilty of being a terrible millennial.

What stage of depression is buying an assorted cheese & pepperoni party tray to eat by yourself

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) June 22, 2016

The Friday night stage?

I would text 50 people and all my enemies before posting on Facebook to see if anyone wanted to go to an event with me

— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) June 21, 2016

Seeing ‘what’s everyone doing tonight’ is never not heartbreaking.

I’ve heard some men say “why do girls get pixie cuts??” And I’m like ” HAVE YOU SEEN A GOATEE?!”

— lady macgruff (@Jojo_4_shosho) June 20, 2016

Face. Herpes.

Dear Sir, you are texting frequently with my friend. Please send a current selfie asap for my evaluation. All the best, Women.

— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) June 22, 2016

In addition, a CV and public court record.

I unfollowed Beyonce on Instagram.

— ali waller (@imaliwaller) June 22, 2016

THIS ISN’T FUNNY THIS IS SCARY

It’s so hot in L.A. that my ex’s house that I just set on fire is on fire!

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 21, 2016

Wowee, it’s so hot it’s like Left Eye’s boyfriend’s bathtub over here!

I’m not good with people telling me what to do. That’s why I have never done the hokey pokey.

— Jess (@jessokfine) June 21, 2016

You do the hokey pokey and you go screw yourself.

Get you a girl who can do nothing. pic.twitter.com/nupwDbe9I9

— Lauren Brown (@LaurenBrownMD) June 22, 2016

~dreeeeaammm girl~

This is me at age 13. Styling by me, hair by me, makeup by me, puberty by Satan pic.twitter.com/moEu1JLdNq

— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) June 20, 2016

Dying, dying, dying, dead.