So like are we all ready to find a new planet and start this whole society fresh yet, or what?
Between the climate change and the sex predators and the endless patriarchy, the only thing keeping us going is funny women tearing shit down. So here’s to the babes who made us laugh on Twitter this week. Thank you, precious queen.
Women: This man is bad
Men: You’re overreacting
Women: Here’s proof
Men: Why didn’t you tell us earlier, this is your fault— Molly (@Molly_Kats) October 9, 2017
Rose McGowan’s Twitter account has been suspended for inciting women to speak out against sexual harassment & rape. Anyway, lets hop on over to Richard Spencer’s account & get the deets on the next Klan rally…
— LTone (@LTone) October 12, 2017
Timeline right now is tweets about Rick & Morty fans mad about a sauce followed by women demanding birth control & it makes complete sense
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) October 8, 2017
Men on Twitter: Cunt! Slut! I’ll rape you! Die!
Twitter: “There’s nothing we can do”
Rose McGowan: Men are trash
Twitter: “SHUT IT DOWN”— Danielle Campoamor (@DCampoamor) October 12, 2017
Matt Damon: I have 4 daughters which means I have… *counting aloud on fingers* 4 respect for women
— ?Spookpants Cher? (@House_Feminist) October 11, 2017
sadly yes pic.twitter.com/PZX8yTDhWn
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) October 10, 2017
things are bad for weinstein but at least there isn’t a recording of him saying he grabs women by the pussy I mean that would ruin anyone
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) October 11, 2017
the other day a bartender told me his high school did a performance of RENT where they couldn’t say AIDS so all the characters had diabetes
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) October 6, 2017
Harvey Weinstein claiming sex addiction is like Jeffrey Dahmer claiming an eating disorder.
— Faith Choyce (@faithchoyce) October 11, 2017
Me: “wow this movie is very male”
Boy: “here’s a scientific reason for why this movie have to be male.”— Beth Newell (@bethnew) October 10, 2017
Man alive, there has not been a better week for feminism since that time Bono was named Woman of the Year.
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) October 12, 2017
Delivery room:
Dr: it’s a girl!
New Father: Damn. Then I’d like to apologize to the 4 women I showed my penis to while my wife was in labor.— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) October 11, 2017
I love Donald trump because of his big fat ass shakin and bouncin
So big and good
Our hottest president ever!
With a big Beautiful fat ass!— Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) October 9, 2017
Eminem was almost as harsh talking about trump as he was about his wife and daughter so that was pretty tight
— Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) October 11, 2017
