The Funniest Tweets Of The Week

You feeling weird?

Yeah, us too. But in case you’re ready for a lil break, here are some dank tweets to make you giggle and make you think.

 

 

Gonna do some hip-openers to get this rage out of our woman parts.

 

Now that’s a hat we could really get behi-ohgodwereallgonnadie

 

 

What a fuckin’ champ.

 

Who knew this was a thing we’d learn to appreciate???

 

JUST LET US WASH OUR GODDAMN HAIR ALREADY

 

But the torah portion… is a meme?!?

 

‘Oh I just left my jacket JK DOOR’S LOCKED NOW LOSER’

 

Read this to your kid if you want them to cry all night and also forever.

 

You can bedazzle wine glasses all day if you want to Betsy, c’mon.

 

Go out on the porch with all the cool kids at the party and just peel one.

 

Literally how is anyone expected to go anywhere ever again.

 

Turns out they were the lucky ones.

 

We Can’t Tell If Jess Rona’s “Love Song” Is A Dream Or A Nightmare

“I would fill up a bathtub of blood for you.”

This is officially the most terrifying, hilarious and dare we say adorable love song ever? Comedian/singer Jess Rona is complete perfection, even if we’re horrified at the words she’s singing. But who cares about the words when everything just looks so CUTE, right?!