Ernie has been in a same-sex couple before, but this is Bert’s first time. This week we invite you to sit down with both of them and hear about their relationship. How soon is too soon to get dirty with your significant other? Plus, they discuss the highly unusual and off-putting circumstances in which their courtship began. Now we try our best to love everyone, but we’ll be honest with you: some things are just f***ing disgusting.