Swimsuit Season Sucks (Even As A Baby)

How is it that when you check yourself out in the car mirror you look gorgeous, and the second you’re in the dressing room you look like a horrible hag? Arrow knows that feeling. She may just be an infant, but society’s constant policing of women’s bodies is already ruining her swimsuit season. Plus those damn price tags!!

A Kindergarten Teacher Explains Online Dating

We wish Ms Jessie had been our kindergarten teacher. Maybe if she had we would know better than to waste all this time trying to impress losers on Coffee Meets Bagel. Comedy angels Tracy Soren and Jessie Jolles strike again with their series A Kindergarten Teacher Explains, and honestly between the cute kids and the perfect jokes it’s becoming our favorite part of the week. Don’t forget to check out episodes one and two!

The Nerdiest Carol of All

This Christmas carol from the precious adorable nerd singer/songwriters The DoubleClicks is so dang catchy, we’d go door to door singing it for sure. The geekly sisters sing about how far they’d go to be with their loved one during the holidays, and if you catch all the references than honestly you’re a better nerd than we are.

If You Loved Hamilton, You’ll Tolerate Taft!

Musicals about great Americans in history are all the rage! So why not one about a pretty good American?? William Howard Taft didn’t change the country or make any memorable speeches, but he did exist and was also definitely president for a minute there. And luckily for us, sketch duo Fenton & Grace wrote him a musical of his very own.