Every Customer Service Call

In a perfect world you’d call customer service, wait a reasonable amount of time, then reach a real person who helps you solve your problem. But alas, we do not live in a perfect world. Mostly customer service is a nightmare hellscape of misheard birthdates and weird circular phone trees. Like in this sketch from Ashlyn Bishop, which is making us want to take a knife to our phone in frustration like right friggin now.