WHO’S EXCITED THAT IT’S FRIDAY?!
We definitely are. Whether you’re coming down off of a hellishly long week, or you’re getting amped for the weekend, these tweets are sure to make you giggle. And who doesn’t like giggling? Unless you’re a dementor or some other soulless creature, allow these hi-LAR-ious tweets take you away to GiggleFest2016. (Trying to make that a real thing, to be honest).
Siri, do you think a relationship is ever truly over or are we destined to spend our lives circling around each other? Also, where is CVS?
— Mel Gabor (@melgabored) March 13, 2016
Two equally important questions.
330am: my mind shoots awake, racing w thoughts of you. and also a devastating response I could’ve used on this rude cashier like 8 years ago — Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) March 18, 2016
The best comebacks always occur to us way too late.
Have the people who make grape flavored candy ever even been in the same room as a grape?? — Allegra Ringo (@allegraringo) March 18, 2016
SERIOUSLY, what the hell is up with “grape flavor” tasting NOTHING LIKE A GRAPE?
I thought that I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 18, 2016
The truest of statements.
It’s crazy to me that kids today have iPads and smart phones when all I had to play with was the underdeveloped bones of my fetal twin. — Tulip (@imdaintyaf) January 19, 2016
Unseasonably warm weather is like impromptu sex – welcome, but, like, don’t expect my legs to be shaved. — Amy Dillon (@amydillon) March 8, 2016
This tweet deserves a standing ovation.
I dated a guy once whose communication skills were as bad as the family’s in The Witch but we didn’t have as much fun as they did. — erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) March 18, 2016
The family in “The Witch” had definite issues, but having fun wasn’t one of them!
My favorite yoga position is Netflix facing human. — Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) May 4, 2015
I truly can’t wait to attend my first animal/human wedding. — erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) March 18, 2016
High hopes for the future?
Hell=laughing at a joke u don’t know is inside. So ur friends explain it & u laugh again, but it’s too late. they know u were tryin 2 fit in
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) March 18, 2016
The most relatable tweet ever tweeted.
“I’m just lying here, bored,” she lied, excitement thrilling through her as she catfished eight people. — batkaren (@batkaren) March 18, 2016
If I’m awake past midnight, there’s a 100% chance I’m eating cheese in some form. — Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) March 18, 2016
We call this “Liz Lemon-ing.”
The only thing worse than my menstrual cramps is having another kid.
— Anna Lane (@theannalane) March 18, 2016
Is there a level higher than cringing uncontrollably? If so, that’s what we’re doing.