It’s FRIDAY! Which means, it’s also time to look back at this week’s most hilarious tweets by the funniest tweeters. Who knew 140 characters could make us snort-laugh so much?!
Well, the question mark key on my keyboard no longer works so I guess it’s time to wrap up this existential crisis.
— JDA (@NicCageMatch) September 4, 2014
*Yikes* *Pulls collar*
I saw the best memes of my generation destroyed by madness.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) March 11, 2016
Yes, yes, yes.
When people refer to white lies do they mean things like “I don’t even see race” & “gentrification is terrible” & “I’m not a serial killer?” — erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) March 11, 2016
A stranger saw me and asked “is it St. Patrick’s Day!?” Nah girl, I look this way year round. — Megan Gailey (@megangailey) March 11, 2016
It is what it is. Move along!
Well I guess now we’ll just exchange gifs back and forth until we die — Jess (@jessokfine) November 25, 2015
Yep. 2016, baby.
It’s the end of Titanic & the ship is America & Trump is Billy Zane. Get on the door, everyone!
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) March 11, 2016
THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM ON THE DOOR.
I specialize in guessing what people do for a living by going through their belongings. — Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 11, 2016
Hey, it’s legit.
they tell you how great it is to stay hydrated but what they don’t tell you is how annoying it is to use the bathroom three times an hour — farwz (@farwzaz) March 11, 2016
Did you hear that? That loud noise in the distance? That was the sound of the TRUTH BOMB going off.
All of our goals, honestly.
My husband has a man cold or, as I prefer to call it, justification for spousal homicide.
— Anna Lane (@theannalane) March 11, 2016
“be sure to get one line in there that’s plausibly about eating ass” – britney spears to her songwriters in 2003 — Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 11, 2016
All of us watching the debate.
I’m so hungry and snobby I could eat a high horse — Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 11, 2016
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