Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Damn Tweets

THANK GILDA IT’S FRIDAY!!!!

While we wait for the weekend to really start, shall we enjoy some top quality funny tweets together? Let’s.

We all heard that in the Arrested Development voice, yeah?

 

Behold the art of subtlety.

 

We want this for you so so bad oh wow.

 

Everyone be more like Mara Wilson. Except Mara Wilson, you can stay the way you are.

 

⛵️👋💁

 

If only we could reply with more gifs in our nightmare retail jobs.

 

*rubbing eyes with amazement and wonder*

 

Still have dreams about that jacket tbh.

 

And also two pizzas!

 

Wow wow makes u think. #bringbackthecolorofnight

 

Hold on to that friend and never let go, Carly!!!

Charming might as well have had a bathing suit competition. SMDH.

 

Dead. On.

 

Yeah team everybody to go Leslie Jones’ Twitter and tweet her some love, ok??? We have to take care of each other.

 

Worth the wait, but also worth making fun of.

 

Strut, mama, strut.

 

This joke just made us 20% smarter, thank you.

 

Need we remind you tools that kitty got claws???

 

Woaaaaaaahh😯😯😯

 

Oops, looks like we’ll never stop laughing at this.