YAAAS! It. Is. Friday.
We’re feeling good because it’s the freakin’ weekend, and it’s about to get even better. Here is our weekly roundup of the funniest tweets!
— Livia Scott (@LiviaLove) May 25, 2016
Drake is the type of dude who you wake up to watching PBS Kids’ “Arthur” & he’s like “What? I loved this show growing up. Holds up.”
— Nina Concepción (@ninamconcepcion) May 26, 2016
Sexting is mostly finding out you look like Jonah Hill from multiple angles.
— TaylorAileenHarrison (@goldieharrison) May 25, 2016
EEP. It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine.
In My Best Friend’s Wedding, they planned to get married if they were both still single at TWENTY-EIGHT.
— Abbi Jacobson (@abbijacobson) May 25, 2016
Just had a panic attack in restaurant bathroom trying to activate the sink magic eye as a young girl looked on
— e. spivey (@spivey_e) May 25, 2016
Yep, sounds like our typical weeknight.
I just ate a handful of almonds instead of another bag of chips, in case you were looking for a new hero.
— Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) May 25, 2016
My therapist stalked my social media but she didn’t fav any of my tweets :/ bitch
— Chelsea Frank (@ChelseAnneFrank) May 25, 2016
i love bread
— Megan MacKay (@mmmegan) May 25, 2016
I vacuumed my car yesterday so willing to give anyone a ride for the next 30 hours or so.
— Beth Alexandroff (@bethalexandroff) May 25, 2016
Pick us up though!
For my funeral, hire Emily Blunt to say “You have some very big shoes to fill” like she does at the end of Devil Wears Prada. That’s it.
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) May 26, 2016
YES TO THIS.
Probably the most surprising thing about me is that I don’t eat in my car.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 26, 2016
We admire you.
you know when you listen to a drake song and start realizing where everyone’s Instagram captions have been coming from for the past month
— farwz (@farwzaz) May 26, 2016
This happens all the time.
Nothing like thanking your Uber driver for saying you look “very nice.” Then realizing he was confirming you were going to Van Nuys.
— Anais Fairweather (@anaisaimee) May 26, 2016
“grace and frankie love each other so much,” she whispered to no one.
— jamie loftus (@hamburgerphone) May 26, 2016
This sounds like the beginning to a novel we would LOVE TO READ.
If I ever start posting instagrams about flat tummy tea, promise me you’ll call the police.
— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) May 26, 2016
Aidy Bryant, never change please.
Most of us are just teenagers in bodies that get older every year
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) May 26, 2016
I was so worried about the safety of Johnny Depp & Amber Heard’s Yorkies, yet I don’t give a shit about their divorce. Guess I’m growin up!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 26, 2016
But really, how are their yorkies?!
My fav part of the eye doctor is when they put the drops in that make everything softly lit like you’re in a guilt-free yogurt commercial
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 26, 2016
It’s the best.
If I text you when I have diarrhea you know we close.
— Marcy Jarreau (@MarcyLane) May 26, 2016
Gucci Mane still hasn’t found a Chapstick in all these years.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) May 26, 2016
Someone just take him to CVS.
I am honestly too high maintenance to travel by air anymore
— #BrittanySpanos (@ohheybrittany) May 26, 2016
Girl gets what girl wants.
My toddlers new favorite TV show is the in-flight video on Virgin airlines.
— Danielle Schneider (@Daniellestuff) May 26, 2016
Honestly, those deserve an Emmy.
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