Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Tweets

 

Another week, another desperate need for some funny jokes. These Twitter geniuses are here to help, so let’s all unwind with some ‘hahas’ and some ‘hmmms’ and some ‘holy hell what is wrong with this world’s.

 

This election is a nightmare for everyone but Twitter comedians. So… thanks?

 

Horrifyingly relatable.

 

Brb, stopping by a Gymboree to remember why we wrap it up.

 

Yeah, only one of those things wrote Lemonade.

 

WE DO NOT ENDORSE THIS INDIANA HATE but maybe Mara knows something we don’t?

 

‘Hmm Yelp emailed me about new restaurants in my area- Oh everything is awful again.’

 

Also a good first date strategy.

 

The critics hated it, but the Nielsen numbers were through the roof.

 

iPhones are the haughty baristas you see every day but of technology.

 

Shooting for La Croix, landing on RC Cola.

 

Likes are foreplay, let’s be real here.

 

She has to be a team of 6 professionals, right? There’s no way that’s just one lady.

 

This is how it should be, Twitter trolls are correct, we give in.

 

🎶We got the endorsement, we got the endorsement, we got the endorsemeeeeeeeennnnt, yeah!🎶

 

Drunk on the power over all your future wedding toasts.

 

Hmm wow makes u think so interesting

 

He’s 72 years old. That’s Ensure and yelling at Fox News age. Damn, boy.

 

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS 

 

Sometimes it’s ok to not tweet a hot take. Sometimes you can just feel sad.

 

Shoutout to all the woke dads. Thank you for teaching us to drive and to care about other people.

 

Giving this a hearty ‘mmmmmm hmm!’