The Funniest Tweets Of The Year (So Far)

2017 has already been tumultuous as all hell, y’all. But if there’s anything to celebrate, it’s funny women doing what they do best. And plus, IT’S FRIDAY! So are we still gonna party?

 

Of all the burns on 2016, this is maybe the best one.

 

Film it please.

 

Kimberly is very funny but in this case, the original picture is the best joke of all.

 

God Mara Wilson is such a gift to the world.

 

Who knew there were so many horrible flavors of old white man?!

 

Honestly every store should hand out free Xanax samples for the next four years.

 

Sometimes they let us read a book that isn’t the Bible!!!

 

Who’s this narrator and is she free this weekend?

 

😳👨

 

Look if you made it through the year without a drinking problem, hats off to ya bb.

 

Ya. 😻

 

And how will we find boyfriends without Tindering on the toilet?!?!

 

Awwwwwwww (ok nvm it’s rad to be single honestly).

 

Oh wow still?!?!

 

‘Ok now take these tupperwares of food back with you to your filthy apartment’.

 

Yeah let’s all go on record with this.

 

GOD PLEASE GIVE US THIS WE’VE EARNED IT