The Funniest Darn Tweets Of The Week

What time is it? IT’S TWEET ROUNDUP TIME BAYBEEEEEEE!

It’s been a wild week in politics/sports/global warming, let’s celebrate the weekend with some delicious 140-character comedy! How divine.

 

 

YES this is a tweet about a snap. But Megan’s takeover was truly a work of art.

 

It’s just a phase! A crippling 27 year phase!

 

We’re so desperate to see his face when he opened this.

 

Us af, honestly.

 

We nominate this woman to narrate the 2016 documentary 40 years from now because she is perfection.

 

This sounds pretty goddamn sexually compelling to us.

 

But is Brittney looking for best friends, orrrr…?

 

When a shipwreck is doing better political commentary than all the major networks 👀🙅

 

Also that her first name isn’t Mom???

 

Everyone’s just mad because Malia’s cooler than they were in high school. Give the child some cereal.

 

Hahahahhah sobsobsobsob

 

Our dreidel spins always get 16.000.

 

If voting were this dope, more people would be voting. LABIA 4 PREZ.

 

Samantha is the grandma America needs.

 

This is grounds for divorce in most states.

Looks like you gotta go in to that furnace, bro.

 

Rare… and beautiful.