Ladies, are you tired of cars that break down, don’t work, and then just abandon you for a hotter woman? We sure are. Oh did we say cars, we meant asshole boyfriends. But Sheila Chalakee has the answer – it’s cars for women!
If you’ve been looking for a green bean recipe video that also doubles as a horrifying fever dream, boy does Beth Hoyt have you covered! This healthy take on a casserole will leave you sobbing on the floor and wondering if this is all just a nightmare. Y’know, just like normal Thanksgiving!
For the last couple weeks, we’ve been asking ourselves a lot of troubling questions. Are our rights gonna get stepped on, are we or our friends gonna get deported or added to some psycho ‘list’? WTF was Mike Pence even doing at Hamilton in the first place? But now that we’ve been given the gift of Straight White Men ™ all our fears have been put to rest! We didn’t realize that we should just stop feeling those feelings! Thanks for setting us straight, TomCat Comedy!
We never knew how badly we wanted to hear the phrase ‘millionaire nipples’ before we saw this sketch from genius Maggie Monahan. So much better than the DiCaprio one, it’s not even funny. Except that this triumph of fan fic is really, really funny.
This bad boy also features the talents of Caitlin Coons, Ryan McGowan, Patrick McDonald, Kelly Voke, and Forrest Tiffany, aka Bearhug.
This sketch is so funny it makes us want to hide under our blankets and sob for the rest of the afternoon. Which is probably what good satire should do? Writer Kerry McGuire and director David Zwick imagined how we’re all going to live a couple years from now when mass shootings are just another fact of life, like rain or traffic or the sheer mind-numbing terror of not knowing if your loved ones are going to come home safe at the end of the day. Y’know, the usual.
Everyone tells you that when you find the perfect guy, you just know it. It’ll just click. Also, he’ll be light enough to drag around if you need to. For whatever reason.