Nikki Bailey Has A Couple Dudes on Layaway

Please, whatever you do, do not sleep on Nikki Bailey. The hilarious stand-up comic tackles everything in her sets, from poltergeists to racism to dating to religion to regular jobs. She’s got a Masters of Divinity degree and a whole lot of sex advice, and we can’t wait to see Nikki take the comedy world by storm.

When All Your Exes Know You’re Happy

Ok wtf is this ex radar that lets everyone you’ve ever dated know when you’re finally happy with a new person??? It never fails and it’s spooky as hell. The glorious babes of Honest Monster wrote a cutesy little silent film about when your sexy exies suddenly want you back

Also: that twist ending though. Damn.

How To Text Back (With Tarantino Gifs)

Sometimes it’s hard to know what to text back. So for all those times that ‘K’ or ‘???’ won’t cut it, we present to you the perfect gifs from Tarantino movies for every textual relationship.

 

Friend: We going out tonight?

You:

 

Rando: U up?

You:

 

Friend: Um Jamie and Ryan just got engaged!

You:

 

Friend: He broke up with me ?

You:

 

Friend: Did you hear that new Rihanna single?

You:

 

Roommate: Oops is rent due today I forgot?

You:

 

 

Rando: I don’t think women are as funny as men.

You: