This Week’s Greatest Tweets

This week hit us harder than a Republican body slamming a journalist. Thank gosh it’s over, because we are about to fall headfirst in to this long weekend like –

But first, the tweets! And this week’s jokes from lady tweeters were especially hilarious. Get your funny fix, then go get your Friday night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

YAAAS! It. Is. Friday.

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We’re feeling good because it’s the freakin’ weekend, and it’s about to get even better. Here is our weekly roundup of the funniest tweets!

Yiiiiiiikes!

Forreal though.

EEP. It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine.

Awful.

Yep, sounds like our typical weeknight.

QUEEN!

How rude.

Same, girl.

Pick us up though!

YES TO THIS.

We admire you.

This happens all the time.

Whoops.

This sounds like the beginning to a novel we would LOVE TO READ.

Aidy Bryant, never change please.

So real.

But really, how are their yorkies?!

It’s the best.

BFF status.

Someone just take him to CVS.

Girl gets what girl wants.

Honestly, those deserve an Emmy.

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Weekly Roundup of the Funniest Tweets

Oh BABY! It’s Friday!

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Praise!

Get ready to celebrate the weekend with your favorite thing – our weekly roundup of the funniest tweets!

Ugh, Kelvin, the WORST.

Seriously. There’s nothing wamazorse than that.

Same.

The price of regular BM’s! 

L – O – L, GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT CRAZY THOUGHT.

D-d-damn straight.

WHAT IS THAT THING? WE LOVE IT. WE LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Does anyone really?

You do you, girl.

THIS IS EVERYTHING.

YEP.

Sounds like a standard Friday night to me!

TOO REAL.

Bread>everything.

Interesting…

PRAISE YOU. Can everyone be obsessed with themselves?

Us too.

Isn’t that all resumes?

Still a great joke, TBH.

Okay, we’re listening…

Right?!

We’re laughing to hide our crying.

AMEN TO THAT.

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

Another week, another roundup of the best tweets from badass ladies. WE LIVE FOR FRIDAYS BECAUSE OF THIS!

#Strong #Opinions

Worth it, in our opinion.

Yep, all the damn time.

RIP old Instagram.

Boyfriends = personal cheese melters.

Guess she’s just flawless.

Same.

AHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT IS LAID BACK?! WHAT EVEN IS IT?!

Accurate use of a voodoo doll.

Aren’t we all?

There’s a difference, dammit.

L O L, what is that?

It’s a fine line.

Whoops.

Amen.

We just choose to ignore it.

What do you mean, Sex and the City is SO accurate to normal, everyday life!

Woof, true.

Sounds like us.

YUP.

Too real…too, too real.

We’re deceased. Amazing.

IS IT ONLY A DOLLAR THOUGH? IS IT?

Yikes. Also, yes.

D-D-D-DAMN GIRL.

So hot.

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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

WHAT A WEEK! Take a break from the emotional turmoil of Beyoncé’s Lemonade and pregame for the weekend with 140 characters from the funniest ladies on the internet.

Cuuuuuute!

We actively choose to forget this.

L – O – L.

Dreaming about planning a dinner party>actually planning a dinner party.

Seriously, why do they always do that?!

YAAAS!

Why question it, yanno?!

As Beyoncé says, “tell ’em boy BYE.”

They were really mean to her, weren’t they?

WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THESE.

Tiny toad forever.

Accurate.

YIIIIIIKES.

Wrong vacation or best vacation? It’s a fine line.

Heeeeeellllppppp!

Sounds about right.

Ideal life. That, and having Ina Garten cook every meal for you ever.

Praise that woman forever.

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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

ER MER GERD – IT’S FRIDAY.

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You made it through another week, so treat yourself to this list of the funniest tweets from this week!

Aren’t we all?!

Very true.

Choking on a donut>better than most things.

Toilet’s aren’t as dirty as we think, right?

Give it a few more years.

YAAAAAS! 

He was truly a legend.

That’s literally the name of every one of his characters, right? Just “Mission Impossible.” Mish Imposs for short. 

You aren’t alone.

Where all the cuties at?!

Happy Holidaze.

And Monday and Tuesday and Friday…

*snaps*

Honestly, still pretty terrifying.

Otherwise she has no worth!

The truest statement. Brows=everything.

YEP. We are perfect, flawless creatures.

Reasons to pick up and flee: spiders, spiders, and spiders.

Let’s all just get crushes on ourselves, yeah?

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