Lean In, Ladies! Whoa Not That Much.

Women always have to apologize for taking up space and stating our minds! And we’re not doing it anymore! Unless that makes us sound like bitches, in which case we’ll definitely apologize. Sorry. The insane balancing act that every femme person does all the time is perfectly parodied by this sketch from College Humor and Rekha Shankar.

And for real, sorry if this post came off too harsh. We’re just such spazzes sometimes!

Is The New Girl… Satan??

It’s tough to be the new girl! Nobody knows you, you don’t know the rules, and it can get pretty dang lonely! In this sketch from our faves Walk Of Shame, the new girl learns some lessons about friendship and sisterhood. And how to be less, like, Satan-y.

The OITNB Trailer Is HERE And It Is INTENSE

The fifth season of the show that redefined tv is here and we are NOT ready for it. Last season took a real turn and this one looks like it’s going to crank up the drama to 11. Start stocking up on tissues and xanax now, y’all.

TBT to Nicole Byer Screaming About Clams

We’re throwing it back to one of the truly classic sketches from comedy history. Nicole Byer screaming ‘YOU GET A CLAM’ will echo in our hearts forever. It’s fierce and it’s funny and it calls out Hollywood for its racist BS like no other. Also did you know that this was directed by Sasheer Zamata?? It’s like all the talented people are best friends, yanno?

The Very Funniest Tweets Of The Week

The week is done and Saturday is nigh. Cheers, y’all!

Let’s toast to freedom with these bubbly little glasses of comedy, shall we?

 

Is this the greatest invention of the 21st century? Probly.

 

SAVAGE

 

‘Oh god, THAT’s what their kid looks like??’

 

This is so hot it’s NSFW, honestly.

 

This is the tale for every awkward woman who’s ever tried to pee in public…

 

Damn, never thought about it like that 😮

 

Us, us, us, us af.

 

Can’t believe it took our species til 2016 to figure this out, damn.

 

Don’t we all want to be a selfish 1950’s husband, deep down?

 

We’re never gonna stop laughing at this tweet.

 

Oh look, the whole year in one tweet!

 

Oh also I’d love to talk to you about how you can make extra money from home with Amway!

 

Show this tweet to every white man in your life. Do it for us. Kthanks.

 

Dang, Megan’s mom is on fire.

 

What comes next, ordering a drink with lunch without worrying about how it will impact your budget?!?!

 

Kween Chrissy, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Wow, looks like mansplainers are at least consistent!

 

So much better than the original version.

 

U good Merriam? Need to talk?

 

It’s just like the old saying – ‘the more she snaps, the sooner they snap’.

 

WHAT THE WHAT why has no one ever considered this before?!?!?

 

Legalize amphibian love!

Merry Christmas, Will Byers

Alright it’s after Thanksgiving, let the holiday comedy begin. Our forever woman crush Leigh Lahav co-wrote and animated this amazing tribute to Charlie Brown and Stranger Things with collaborator Oren Mendez, and it’s just everything we like in one dark festive package.

Oh also the pint-size voice actors are Alex Jebb Quine, Dylan Neumeyer, Nicholas Polley, and Rylan Bailey. At their age we were pretty much only good for opening up Otter-Pops wrong, honestly mad that they’re that talented.