When Even Your Boobs Are Pumpkin Spice

First, pumpkin spice was cool. Then it was basic. Then it was everywhere. But this year, pumpkin spice has become something more than just a flavor. It’s become a lifestyle. It’s become… titties.

From writer and weirdo Katie Molinaro, we present this ode to pumpkin boobs and the folks that love them. It’s catchy and silly as hell. Also, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month, so go get your gourds checked!

Don’t Miss This Sensual Ode To Pop-Tarts

Somebody give Karla Solarte a Nobel Prize because she is a certifiable genius. She’s the brilliant loon behind Rosa G, and now she’s created a dance-pop ode to everybody’s favorite breakfast candy, Pop-Tarts. Our favorite songwriter and our favorite source of diabetes, together at last. Praise!