“I don’t suck at everything, but I suck at plenty.”
This video speaks to me. I, like Hayley Hoover, suck at plenty of things. Waking up without hitting the snooze button 13 times every morning, not eating multiple handfuls of candy I’ve pledged to avoid like the plague, and squeezing the toothpaste tube neatly from the ends up are just some of the things I personally am awful at.
However, I take comfort in the fact that I am not alone in sucking. Others before me have been equally as terrible at other things, and far more people after me will be as well. It doesn’t take away the 5 pounds I gained eating gummy bears by the handful last week, but it’s something.