Everyone can do a good pirate accent! Or so we thought, until we asked our favorite funny ladies the favor of reading their last few text messages like a pirate. Turns out there’s a really fine line between ‘pirate’ and ‘yelling’.
“Detox the patriarchy from your life and let your feminine mystique flourish, ladies.”
YAAAS! We couldn’t agree more with Cristen Conger! She knows how to make one hell of a smoothie, complete with ingredients like menstrual fluid, old bras, and cayenne pepper (for flavor, of course).
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