Lean In, Ladies! Whoa Not That Much.

Women always have to apologize for taking up space and stating our minds! And we’re not doing it anymore! Unless that makes us sound like bitches, in which case we’ll definitely apologize. Sorry. The insane balancing act that every femme person does all the time is perfectly parodied by this sketch from College Humor and Rekha Shankar.

And for real, sorry if this post came off too harsh. We’re just such spazzes sometimes!

A Kindergarten Teacher Explains Online Dating

We wish Ms Jessie had been our kindergarten teacher. Maybe if she had we would know better than to waste all this time trying to impress losers on Coffee Meets Bagel. Comedy angels Tracy Soren and Jessie Jolles strike again with their series A Kindergarten Teacher Explains, and honestly between the cute kids and the perfect jokes it’s becoming our favorite part of the week. Don’t forget to check out episodes one and two!

No Healthcare? No Problem!

We’re so in love with Jen Spyra. She’s the announcer for the Late Show, and she also wrote and starred in this incredible guide to GOP home remedies. No Obamacare? Stop whining and drink some all-American booze!

‘Baited With Ziwe’ Is Everything

Ziwe is the world’s funniest race baiter, and watching her bully her coworkers into difficult convos about racial issues is hi-goddamn-larious. And her and Jackie talking about beauty standards is just so life-giving.

Cat Ladies Unite!

Cat ladies aren’t all lonely weirdos in fur-covered sweatshirts, obsessively searching cat websites in our studio apartments. Some of us have one bedrooms! But yeah, honestly, most of us are exactly like the stereotypes. And you know what? We’re proud weirdos. So we fully embrace and endorse this hilarious video from the sketch group Razor Burn.

We Got a Good Feeling About This Season of SNL

The only way to accurately describe last night’s season premiere of SNL is, frankly, with emojis. These emojis: ????????. The cold open was pure perfection, Weekend Update made us drop our dang jaws, and The Weeknd gave us some full body feelings.

But our fave sketch of the night had to be Actress Round Table. Kate McKinnon’s Hollywood golden age era actress was so funny, the writing was so tight/insane, and it was feminist af. Basically, it was everything we need on tv right now.

We can NOT wait to watch the woman-dominated cast slay all year.