Burning Man Sex Sounds Bad

If there’s one lesson we learned from Kate Willett’s amazingly horrifying Burning Man orgy tent story, it’s this. Always have a plan C, people.

Also if you love Kate Willett like we do, go download her new album Glass Gutter! It’s on iTunes and Amazon now.

Sofia Coppola Made ‘Girls Gone Wild: 1860’

Call it Girls Gone Mild. Or Wenches Gone Wild. Or whatever, the point is the glorious Cannes Best Director Sofia Coppola made a hilarious GGW parody on the set of her new movie The Beguiled. It’s very titillating, lots of ankle.

Giulia Rozzi Talks Tampons and Birth Control

There are lots of kinds of birth control. The pill, condoms, a big chest tattoo of your partners face. So many options! And the hilarious stand-up comic and writer Giulia Rozzi has an opinion about all of ’em. This set is both hilarious and educational.

The Nerdy Guide to Internet Censorship

From the quirky and brilliant brain of Sabrina Cruz comes this hilarious guide to internet censorship! Who could woulda thunk that learning about the Hays code would make us giggle this much.

Ask A Girl: G-Spot GPS

Dudes act like the G-spot is the damn fountain of youth. Like they need to hike four weeks and bushwhack through dense jungles to find it. Maybe the simpler solution would be to JUST ASK YOUR PARTNER??

Thank goodness Kween Elizabeth is here to explain how it works through some truly hilarious finger mime. Srlsy, high schoolers should be learning sex-ed from Banks.

RIQ With Cynthia LuCiette: Losing The V Card

We sat down with the hilarious Cynthia LuCiette to ask if she could describe losing her virginity with a movie title. Honestly? She picked the most perfect one. That shit is just terrible.

Also someone tell us when the next meeting of the Secret Thot Fraternity is, we’ll totally bring muffins.