?Pussy Grabs Back?

There are lots of ways to grab a person. With your words, for example, or with a funny joke. But also, if you’re a really awful person, you can grab ’em by the pussy! The only danger of that is, sometimes the pussy grabs back.

This catchy little ditty from Kim Boekbinder makes us want to go out and smash the patriarchy through votes. Let’s grab em back, ladies!

Ask A Girl: Blood Sisters

Instead of being like ‘ew periods are gross’, everyone should see them for what they really are. Namely: PROOF OF OUR WITCHY POWERS. They sync up with the moon, they sync up with our nearest and dearest, and they literally have the power to create life. That’s tight as hell.

In this episode of Ask A Girl, Elizabeth Banks – head of our coven of comedy witches – sets a man straight about women cycling together. Do we get scared? Nah Matt. We get HYPE.