Yiiiiiiikes this week has been insane. Seems like everyone’s busy getting their rights taken away or getting peed on. In times like this, to whom can we turn for a lil 140 character inspiration? Um, funny women of course!
Enjoy these hilarious tweets from some of our fave internet geniuses.
Ironically, Hidden Fences does sort of sound like it’d be a great movie about institutionalized racism.
— Riley🏳️🌈Silverman (@ryesilverman) January 9, 2017
Me on Instagram: Made cupcakes w the kids, love them so much
Me for real: YOU’RE GETTING EGGSHELLS IN THE BATTER JESUS CHRIST LET ME DO IT
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) January 12, 2017
Sorry I only had sex with you so I could count it in my fitness app pic.twitter.com/WDlzcvrWAB
— Allegra Ringo (@allegraringo) January 9, 2017
Please don’t make America a place where you have to Kickstarter your cancer treatment because you didn’t like the last president.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) January 12, 2017
Waiting for Trump to tweet about Meryl like pic.twitter.com/aOFPE6ZJGv
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) January 9, 2017
Him: Let’s take the stairs!
Me: I think we should see other people.
— Fickle_Filly (@Fickle_Filly) January 8, 2017
This is like Senior week in high school except after this we’re all going to die. https://t.co/yy5SdDquua
— Kimberly N. Foster (@KimberlyNFoster) January 12, 2017
Film screeners have warnings against publicly performing them; it is with deep regret that I must cancel my one woman show “Doctor Strange.”
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) January 12, 2017
what the fuck this took me YEARS pic.twitter.com/7vfekfPRGg
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 12, 2017
I know lots of rich guys who can’t make a woman cum and that’s irresponsible AF https://t.co/ZFnBF9BJQo
— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) January 13, 2017
“Do you want Chrome to remember this password?”
“Password is incorrect” pic.twitter.com/w0WYTtRGi0
— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) January 10, 2017
So no one read up on how Casey Affleck is a garbage person sexual predator creep pic.twitter.com/pycj4x1VsD
— Nina Concepción (@ninamconcepcion) January 9, 2017
We don’t need the ACA. In much the same way we don’t need schools. Or roads. Or any infrastructure. Let’s all just die of exposure
— Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) January 12, 2017
what i don’t need today—or any other day tbh—is a devil’s advocate. the devil stays advocating for his damn self. he’s got a whole team, fam
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) January 10, 2017
this is important. pic.twitter.com/FHDpmN6idq
— Merry Rihannamas (@jfurta_) January 12, 2017
holy shit if you go to staples you will find a whole aisle of documents trump didn’t want you to see pic.twitter.com/bVWOdBeuLn
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 12, 2017
.@IvankaTrumpHQ Haaay, girl. Looks delish. Glad you’re into good health! Speaking of: Maybe ask dad not to rip away coverage from 30 mil?
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 13, 2017