Uh Oh! It’s The Resolution Cops!

This is the year. The year we do it. The year we keep our resolutions for more than two and a half days! Seriously, don’t give us that look, we’re gonna do it. Ugh ok fine yeah probably not. If only we had Natalie Tran (aka CommunityChannel) to be our resolution cop! To protect and sass, that’s their motto.

It’s Time To Break Up With New Years Eve

Be honest. If some dude or lady you were dating made you drive through traffic, pay a shitload of money, get all dressed up, and drink gross alcohol all in hopes of MAYBE getting a closed-mouth kiss, you would kick that scrub to the curb. That’s not the way you deserve to be treated, y’all. Thank goodness Mel Owens and Teresa Lee are finally showing us all that New Years Eve is in fact pure hot garbage. If you need us on NYE, we’ll be on the couch in a slanket eating nutella out the jar.