Really Important Questions: Un Poema En Espanol

Hey, did you know that Spanish is the primary language spoken at home by over 35 million people in the US? And that the US is the world’s fifth-largest Spanish-speaking community? Wow, pretty wild! So in honor of the language of Lorca and Neruda and also our favorite soap opera La Rosa De Guadalupe, we asked some of our fave funny women to write a poem with whatever words of Spanish they know.  It turned out… ok!

The Funniest Darn Tweets Of The Week

What time is it? IT’S TWEET ROUNDUP TIME BAYBEEEEEEE!

It’s been a wild week in politics/sports/global warming, let’s celebrate the weekend with some delicious 140-character comedy! How divine.

 

 

YES this is a tweet about a snap. But Megan’s takeover was truly a work of art.

 

It’s just a phase! A crippling 27 year phase!

 

We’re so desperate to see his face when he opened this.

 

Us af, honestly.

 

We nominate this woman to narrate the 2016 documentary 40 years from now because she is perfection.

 

This sounds pretty goddamn sexually compelling to us.

 

But is Brittney looking for best friends, orrrr…?

 

When a shipwreck is doing better political commentary than all the major networks 👀🙅

 

Also that her first name isn’t Mom???

 

Everyone’s just mad because Malia’s cooler than they were in high school. Give the child some cereal.

 

Hahahahhah sobsobsobsob

 

Our dreidel spins always get 16.000.

 

If voting were this dope, more people would be voting. LABIA 4 PREZ.

 

Samantha is the grandma America needs.

 

This is grounds for divorce in most states.

Looks like you gotta go in to that furnace, bro.

 

Rare… and beautiful.

 

You’re Not Ready For Our Favorite Women Singing ‘Fight Song’ For Hil

This video is too friggin cute. Some of our fave funny and talented women of all time got together to serenade Hillary for the DNC, including America Ferrera, Jane Fonda, Mandy Moore, Julie Bowen, and of course our girl Banks. WE’RE NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING, SHUT UP.

The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Some weeks are lazy rivers, and some weeks are category 5 rapids. This one was the second one. Big ups to all the funny Twitterers who kept us thinkin’ and laughin’.

We nag because we care, Uncle Sam.

 

President Barbie sounds like a sensitive badass, plz start a write-in campaign for President Barbie.

 

Why do we do this to the ones we love?!?

 

This is truly the funniest body wash joke ever written.

 

Gross. Gross and accurate.

 

“We need to have a talk about your employment at the Cineplex”

 

Brb, inviting our ex-boyfriends to Applebees.

 

Super rich kids with nothing but loose ends/super rich kids with nothing but freelance jobs.

 

We can never un-see this. But then, why would we want to?

 

Sure, that plan checks out.

 

How dare you show your love with gifts, you monsters?!?!?

 

Yeah.

 

When the fundamentalists tell you to cover up, you KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.