Coal mines are for boys. What are women to do in this modern economic renaissance? Luckily, we have Melania to inspire us. Melania knows what modern women want, nay need, to get ahead in this economy – it’s modeling skills! This genuinely hilarious sketch from all-lady team Femmebot PhD has us absolutely rolling.
This is going to change Drag Queen Bingo night forever. If Cecily Strong is right, there are going to be a lot of vaguely Eastern European ditzy queens tearing up the town in a couple months. Kween Cecily went on Late Night to talk about her gay upbringing, how she gets her checks on SNL, and of course Melania.
Melania made the big move from New York to DC, and she’s never been happier! She gets to be more involved in politics, to live in a musty old mansion, and best of all she gets to be closer to her beloved husband!! So she stopped by The Late Show to talk about just how totally ecstatic she is about the whole thing.
Michelle worked tirelessly on fixing childhood obesity. Melania has… jewelry. Yes, the role of the first lady is an important one, and we got the exclusive scoop on Melania’s new humanitarian project – reasonably priced bling. Seems credible because, like, what else is she doing in that gold tower??
There are three things we love in this world. Beyonce, the women of SNL, and smashing the patriarchy. This glorious magnificent music video from Saturday night (featuring #1 star Emily Blunt) smooshes together all our most favorite things into one smoothie of shadiness. And you know what? It tastes gooooood.