Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Tweets

Whether you’re snowed under or sweating out the drought, we know you need some tasty tweets to make it through the weekend. In fact, you deserve great tweets every week. Why? Because you’re great.

Ok, enjoy!

 

Also v chill that the answer is usually ‘yes’!

 

Except that now we’re all witches so at least there’s that.

 

“Idk like be more evil somehow??” – Shkreli to his empty house

 

🍟🌱😒

 

God damn so true. And also comment on how on-topic the piano songs are.

 

Finally, a show for the fellas!

 

Nah girl you’re good.

 

Yeah, tweets like ‘you’re garbage’ and ‘no one respects you’ and that one tweet of his face looking extra stupid. Be a shame if everyone reading this right now tweeted those things.

 

Aka self-care.

 

It’s a matter of principle!

 

Boy bye!*

*Time is the boy.

 

We’d watch the hell out of that with a glass of rosé.

 

WHO WAS THIS GENIUS WHAT WAS HER NAME???

 

10/10 for this perfect tweet.

 

And just like the Avengers, we gotta build better armor and recruit some cool sassy teens to the cause.

Let A Straight White Man Explain Why Your Feelings Are Wrong

For the last couple weeks, we’ve been asking ourselves a lot of troubling questions. Are our rights gonna get stepped on, are we or our friends gonna get deported or added to some psycho ‘list’? WTF was Mike Pence even doing at Hamilton in the first place? But now that we’ve been given the gift of Straight White Men ™ all our fears have been put to rest! We didn’t realize that we should just stop feeling those feelings! Thanks for setting us straight, TomCat Comedy!