Toni Lahren Is Not A Victim, OK?!?!?!?

Ok this Tomi Lahren parody is STRAIGHT FIRE. Tomi – oh sorry, we mean Toni – goes AWF on feminism, terrorism, latte-ism, rainbow prisms, and pretty much every other liberal -ism in the book. Toni is NOT a victim, y’all! Mostly because she’s being paid to say she’s not, and would a victim get paid for that? NO!

This genius sketch is from the brilliant brain of comedian and writer Maggie Mae Fish and an all female and trans comedian writer’s room. Can’t wait to see more from ‘Toni’.

Finally, A Movie For Women (By Men)

Women! We’re always wearing crop tops and kissing our female friends and dating men with no discernible talent or personality. Oh that doesn’t describe you? You must not be a gal in a rom com written by men, then!

We’ve had it up to roughly here with these rude-ass Hollywood movies that portray women as naive idiots in bustiers and female friendship as a non-stop homoerotic cat fight. UP TO HERE. Which is why we can’t stop watching writer/director Laura Holliday’s version of a chick flick written by dudes. It’s hilarious and perfect and everything we love.

Quiz: Which Of These Bummed Out Political Rally Goers Are You?

We combed through hundreds (millions!) of pictures of political rallies to find the most bummed, stressed, devastated, bored attendees. Then we wrote up this quiz to help you learn which one best represents you. Will you be Sad Stein Glasses Guy? Or Heartbroken Cruz Mom? Only the quiz can tell…