The Rita Repulsa Makeup Hack For Broke Bitches

Halloween is expensive, y’all. From the Lyft rides to the overpriced drinks to the 4am fries, this holiday sucks the money out of your wallet like a vampire for dead presidents. But luckily, we have our Buffy. Alex Lynn Ward has your makeup hack on lock, with this Rita Repulsa tutorial for broke chicks. It looks just like the professional version! Kind of.

Single on Halloween? Hex Your Ex!

If we have to see another damn couples costume, we’re gonna puke up all our peanut butter pumpkins. Halloween is about more than happy couples getting tipsy together, guys!

If you’re like us and are flying solo on Halloween, you need to see this ode to getting back at your ex from the ladies of Sister Wives. Get that polter-guy outta your life, witches!

The Greatest Tweets Of The Whole Week

Or should we say the spookiest tweets of the whole creeeeaaaak????

No, no one should say that because it’s a very bad joke. But cut us some slack, we’re excited that Halloween is almost here!! While we wait on pins and needles (ouch!) let’s all share these magnificent tweets.

Not sure how men think we survive the world?

 

Raise a glass to our fallen comrades. May your bi-curious phase come quickly.

 

Can we get this picture as a tattoo?

 

No one high five her for this.

 

Cannot WAIT to see this Marvel adaptation on Netflix.

 


May Dolly bless and keep you in this, the holiday season.

 

‘Scuse you, maybe we don’t want to slide into your business!

 

INSULTING!

 

Honestly kids are shockingly tough these days, shoutout to all the brave babies.

 

CLASSIC CROOKED HILLARY.

 

Plz travel channel give Megan Koester a show.

 

America’s two favorite pastimes in one!

 

😁😁😁😁

 

AAAAAAH TOO SPOOKY NO THANKS

 

SOBBING

 

 

The ghost of Vine is gonna be the best costume of this Halloween season, mark our words.

The Halloween Drinking Game That Ends Relationships

It’s a spooky time of year, y’all! Halloween brings out the ghosts, ghouls, and other things that start with g. But there’s nothing spooky-ookier than the prospect of making a lifelong commitment to someone you don’t respect.

Writer Jill Cepela and director Ally Zonsius have a created a monstrously funny sketch about how easily drinking games can ruin relationships. It’s too funny, and way too real.

When Even Your Boobs Are Pumpkin Spice

First, pumpkin spice was cool. Then it was basic. Then it was everywhere. But this year, pumpkin spice has become something more than just a flavor. It’s become a lifestyle. It’s become… titties.

From writer and weirdo Katie Molinaro, we present this ode to pumpkin boobs and the folks that love them. It’s catchy and silly as hell. Also, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month, so go get your gourds checked!

An Extremely Accurate Portrait Of Halloween

Ladies, we’re not in college anymore. Halloween doesn’t need to be a booze-cruisy skank fest where we flash our trick-or-treats at the whole bar. We’ve outgrown that! Halloween just means a pleasant night with friends, celebrating Fall and friendship. Right?

HAHAHHHAHAHA just kidding, of course we’re gonna get shwasted and mack on some dude dressed like one of the Avengers. It’s Halloween, witches! And this Saturday Night Live sketch is a dead-on portrayal of how this spooky holiday always goes down. Pizza barf, here we come.