Is Nicole Byer the greatest storyteller of our generation? This tale of first class drama, dried poop, and sassy flight attendants has us absolutely screaming. We honestly wish she was on every talk show every night.
Ever wonder what it’s like to be an actual professional actor? It must be just glitz and glamour and glossy hair all the time, right? Wrong! It’s actually mostly dudes telling you that you’re not playing it sexy enough. This sketch makes us wonder how many of our favorite actresses have had directors tell them to make it more ‘hot’.
And just like that, the white-supremacist hate-speech-loving melting wax figurine of Jabba the Hutt is gone. Steve Bannon just got booted from the White House! So let’s all commemorate him with this perfect disgusting makeup tutorial from the glorious Akilah Hughes.
You know what we’re very much over? This thing that’s happening lately where someone does 45 damn activities for their birthday. We can’t make it to brunch AND ice skating AND tapas AND drinks AND the drag show AND salsa dancing, ASHLEY. Luckily the writers of Tiny Fantasies – aka Sydney Nikols and Maggie Monahan – are here to set these birthday divas straight (in their minds).
Beauty boxes are all the rage, right ladies? And so is the hateful and misogynistic rhetoric from our sitting president. Why not put those together, for the ultimate box of Trump-approved feminine hotness???
You tryna zombie and chill? We most definitely are, and Drew Barrymore’s new show looks like the suburban sitcom of our dreams. Drew plays a realtor/mom who wakes up dead one day, and while we’d pretty much watch Drew do anything the writing on this honestly seems fire. The trailer just dropped, and we can’t wait for the whole show to be out.