Every Excuse For Not Hanging Out With Friends

Everyone is always talking about FOMO.  But what about JOMO, the joy of missing out on social events and staying on your couch eating a whole can of pringles instead? When you just like really need the night to yourself (or afternoon or whole weekend), why not try out these excuses from the devious mind of Chelsea Dallas Falato?

Oh Sh*t, We Forgot About Jess Rona

It’s 10:30 on a Saturday. You’re home on the couch, enjoying some Netflix and chilled white wine. And then there it is on your Instagram, bold as anything. SOMEONE IS HAVING A PARTY WITHOUT YOU.

Jess Rona wrote just the perfect song for those times when you realize everyone’s having fun and you weren’t invited and your heart is broken. Also, the music video is g-dang adorable.