“Heavy Boobs” Won’t Be Getting Out Of Our Heads Anytime Soon

WARNING: For any women watching who can relate to Heavy Boob Syndrome, watching this video will definitely make you cringe.

In the newest song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, our dream best friend Rachel Bloom sings about the power and the burden of having big ta ta’s.

“I got them heavy boobs, heavy
Boobs, dense like dying stars.
I got them heavy boobs, heavy
Boobs, I can’t run real far.”

Every well-endowed woman can relate to this song and will be transported back to high school gym class and the horror that was the mile run. *Shudders.*