The Greatest Tweets Of The Whole Week

Or should we say the spookiest tweets of the whole creeeeaaaak????

No, no one should say that because it’s a very bad joke. But cut us some slack, we’re excited that Halloween is almost here!! While we wait on pins and needles (ouch!) let’s all share these magnificent tweets.

Not sure how men think we survive the world?

 

Raise a glass to our fallen comrades. May your bi-curious phase come quickly.

 

Can we get this picture as a tattoo?

 

No one high five her for this.

 

Cannot WAIT to see this Marvel adaptation on Netflix.

 


May Dolly bless and keep you in this, the holiday season.

 

‘Scuse you, maybe we don’t want to slide into your business!

 

INSULTING!

 

Honestly kids are shockingly tough these days, shoutout to all the brave babies.

 

CLASSIC CROOKED HILLARY.

 

Plz travel channel give Megan Koester a show.

 

America’s two favorite pastimes in one!

 

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AAAAAAH TOO SPOOKY NO THANKS

 

SOBBING

 

 

The ghost of Vine is gonna be the best costume of this Halloween season, mark our words.