No More 24 Hour Birthday Parties

You know what we’re very much over? This thing that’s happening lately where someone does 45 damn activities for their birthday. We can’t make it to brunch AND ice skating AND tapas AND drinks AND the drag show AND salsa dancing, ASHLEY. Luckily the writers of Tiny Fantasies – aka Sydney Nikols and Maggie Monahan – are here to set these birthday divas straight (in their minds).

Maybe Don’t Touch Dulce Sloan Without Permission

Ok so you know Dulcé Sloan is #1, right? If not you’ve been missing something very important in your life. She’s funny as all hell, she seems like the best person to brunch with, and she’s got some very important life tips to share. Her stand-up is our everything.