It’s A Woman’s Right To Choose (Bangs)

This society’s always tryna tell you what to do with your body. Wear this! Shave that! Exfoliate all of those dangly parts! Blech, hate it.

But the greatest body-shaming of all, it sometimes seems, comes with deciding to get bangs. Everyone wants to weigh in on whether you’re ready for them, whether it’s your fault for letting your hair grow that long in the first place, and on and on. In this sketch from writer Beth Alexandroff, two women wrestle with the moral implications of getting bangs.

Weekly Roundup Of The Best Tweets

It’s been a week, y’all. Thank goddess for all the funny women who help us get through. Let’s make each other laugh, huh?

It’s like we always say, literally anyone can end up in Congress.

I got out of bed today plz validate me now.

 

How anyone made it through the Tony’s without sobbing like Lin-Manuel is a true mystery.

This is very funny and also makes us very nervous because what if he does?

Punk is a state of mind. (But also, no).

Where were you when you found out about Swiddles Beachgate?

This but also with girls with thick eyebrows.

CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS 🌸🌺🌼🌻💐😍

Of the venereal diseases, which is your fave? We like scabies.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to ghosting.

‘You go girl, you’re a queen, such a babe, don’t need a man, so gorg’ (ugh I’m garbage) – us

~bolts over to medicine cabinet in a panic~

Wow is this what it’s like to be famous??? Another reason to be more like Peretti.

Also when you get to first base you have to kiss.

Let’s be real it would be all left swipes.


The High Sparrow is also Larry David, in case anyone was wondering.