The Greatest Tweets Of The Whole Week

It has been a g-dang week. Honestly, we’re exhausted.

But at the very least, we have these hilarious tweets from talented women to bring us into the weekend. Praise!

 

You simply must be your own best friend!

 

Honestly wish we felt like this all the time, but alas we are not all Beyonce.

 

EVERYONE BOW TO ME I AM GARBAGE

 

Please call us next time you’re having sake night.

 

Be careful East Coast! Eat some heavy omelettes!

 


This is assuming we even remembered to buy bread.

 

She’s the Oprah of pity twitter!

 

42 is young for a senator too, maybe we should all be senators.

 

Holy hell, is this the most perfect tweet ever written?

 

DOES MARA WILSON REMIND YOU OF A SEARCH ENGINE? THEN DON’T ASK HER DUMB QUESTIONS!

 


Yeah those white supremacist secret society mixers can get pretty wild.

 

Sorry brb we’re crying at how perfect this is.

 

 

Grace And Frankie Season 3! GRACE AND FRANKIE SEASON 3!!!!

Our favorite odd couple is coming back to Neflix on March 24th, and we could NOT be more excited. Grace and Frankie is the story of two older women who have to start life over after their husbands run off with each other. Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda are our absolute idols, and season 3 looks like it’s going to be the funniest yet.

These Jokes Are Not For Straight White Dudes

Truly one of our favorite late night segments is back, with some hot hot takes from dope dope women. Amber and Jenny do the jokes that no straight white late night host could tell, and this time they take on Birkenstock beds, rampaging cops, and dumb stupid congress. It’s divine.

Take A Walk With The Sidewalk Friends

Billie and Bobby are just a coupla gals with a dream. A dream that no person will ever have to be alone again, even for one single moment, ever. Is that so weird?? Nanners Comedy strikes again with this tale of two weirdos who are just trying to help others.

The History Of Women In Comedy Is Pretty Dope

CNN’s History Of Comedy series has been a wild (eh ok actually just informative) ride through giggles through the ages. And tonight’s episode highlights the rad women who’ve beaten a path through the boy’s club, and changed history for all of us. We are preeeeeetty stoked, and it looks like we’re going to see interviews and performances from some of the greats. Catch it tonight on CNN at 10.