Call it Girls Gone Mild. Or Wenches Gone Wild. Or whatever, the point is the glorious Cannes Best Director Sofia Coppola made a hilarious GGW parody on the set of her new movie The Beguiled. It’s very titillating, lots of ankle.
Ok so Star Wars isn’t exactly known for it’s ha-has. But the truth is, the lady stars of the wars are some of the funniest people alive. From our beloved spiritual mom Carrie Fisher, to the newest member of the family Kelly Marie Tran, Star Wars has a long legacy of casting hilarious women as its heroes and generals and queens. So today we’re celebrating some of the funniest moments from a galaxy… well, a galaxy right here. This galaxy. Ok enjoy!
Amy and Goldie sat down together to interview each other and it was like two rainbow unicorns frolicking in a candy forest. THAT’S HOW MAGICAL IT WAS. Two of the dopest funny women around talking about kicking ass? Yes plz.
It has been a g-dang week. Honestly, we’re exhausted.
But at the very least, we have these hilarious tweets from talented women to bring us into the weekend. Praise!
Just thanked myself aloud for a beautiful lunch. I said “my pleasure it makes me happy to see you eat it up!” Will keep you posted on prog
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 13, 2017
You simply must be your own best friend!
forever mood pic.twitter.com/CUnpXq2sZh
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) March 16, 2017
Honestly wish we felt like this all the time, but alas we are not all Beyonce.
Me: I can’t believe anyone would hang out with me, I’m so obnoxious.
Me, later: I deserve everything.
— Katelyn Hempstead (@KatelynUrFriend) March 11, 2017
EVERYONE BOW TO ME I AM GARBAGE
got drunk on sake last night and woke up to this Google search i don’t remember making. i screamed 😂 😂: pic.twitter.com/AnMfOej4kv
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) March 16, 2017
Please call us next time you’re having sake night.
How to prepare for a blizzard
•hide your grandmother
•buy bread for bread fort
•cook 14 lb omelette
— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) March 13, 2017
Be careful East Coast! Eat some heavy omelettes!
What is your shamefaced ‘failing adult’ dinner of choice, perhaps eaten standing in the kitchen, eyes blank?
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 17, 2017
This is assuming we even remembered to buy bread.
… and YOU get a pity ‘like’.
… and YOU…
— Chincha (@chincha33) March 16, 2017
She’s the Oprah of pity twitter!
It’d be nice to be in a profession where being solidly middle aged is still considered young, like Jude Law in the pope biz.
— Lauren Bans (@LaurenBans) March 13, 2017
42 is young for a senator too, maybe we should all be senators.
“White pride” sounds like a group of asshole male lions who die of starvation because they have no females to hunt for them.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 13, 2017
Holy hell, is this the most perfect tweet ever written?
Do I look like Google to you? Do I have an adorably cute fuckin’ colored illustration across my face that will teach you about history? DO I
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 13, 2017
DOES MARA WILSON REMIND YOU OF A SEARCH ENGINE? THEN DON’T ASK HER DUMB QUESTIONS!
Ryan went to some weird keg parties https://t.co/eRSzUs41fe
— Victoria Aveyard🇺🇸 (@VictoriaAveyard) March 17, 2017
Yeah those white supremacist secret society mixers can get pretty wild.
i finally did it pic.twitter.com/tTHlEohzIn
— jules (@sltcoms) March 13, 2017
Sorry brb we’re crying at how perfect this is.
Our favorite odd couple is coming back to Neflix on March 24th, and we could NOT be more excited. Grace and Frankie is the story of two older women who have to start life over after their husbands run off with each other. Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda are our absolute idols, and season 3 looks like it’s going to be the funniest yet.
Truly one of our favorite late night segments is back, with some hot hot takes from dope dope women. Amber and Jenny do the jokes that no straight white late night host could tell, and this time they take on Birkenstock beds, rampaging cops, and dumb stupid congress. It’s divine.