Girl, He Was Racist All Along

Perhaps one of the most surreal parts of the last year is finding out that people you know are, like, total nazis. Isn’t it super weird how someone who’s always been chill to you can turn out to hate other races?? This short from Alise Morales is kind of brilliant, and also makes us wonder if she’s been reading our diaries. Why, Kevin, why did you post those nudes???

Tiffany Haddish Is On Drunk History

So that title alone should be enough to convince you to watch this clip. But if you need more motivation, Tiffany Haddish is telling the story of a brave museum employee who rescued countless works of art from Nazi douchebags. And DID YOU KNOW that the first episode of this season of Drunk History is all about the heroines? That’s right, the whole episode is about dope women from the past doing dope shit, as narrated by an extremely drunk comedian. It’s perfection.