It’s the weekend!! Have a lil laugh, why don’t you? Go on, you deserve it.
To keep you giggling all the way to President’s Day (ugh) we rounded up our favorite tweets of the week from hilarious ladies. Enjoy!
Know how I know that humanity deserves its ill fate? Because a dingo ate some woman’s baby, and we made a joke of her being upset about it.
— batkaren (@batkaren) February 12, 2017
*Oklahoma Anti-Abortion Lawmaker Says Women Are Merely ‘Hosts’*
These violent delights have violent ends… pic.twitter.com/pMnLswwO0O
— Riley Silverman (@ryesilverman) February 16, 2017
{}-how has no one called this the sanitary napkin emoji yet?
— Aditi Mittal (@awryaditi) February 14, 2017
i imagine this is how everyone in NY falls in love pic.twitter.com/2dXkkDvrsi
— lil read receipt (@DashRomero) February 17, 2017
Me: I am my harshest critic
Twitter: lol hold my beer— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 17, 2017
When you keep getting fired from every job so your dad gives you one in his office. pic.twitter.com/Gq0tslbxkW
— Julia Segal (@juliasegal) February 13, 2017
.@realDonaldTrump я буду мочиться на вас за 10000 рублей
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) February 17, 2017
Really hard to shop for clothes when nobody has made the futuristic yet comfortable space-cleric wardrobe you see in your head.
— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) February 15, 2017
Everyone talking about how all these girls look at Trudeau but look at how Trudeau looks at Obama pic.twitter.com/dzvjBZqUnb
— shit (@_neku) February 15, 2017
Deleting an overly emotional (possibly drunk?) tweet is the most relatable thing this president has ever done.
— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) February 17, 2017
“I think I should quit social media.”
(Beat)
My therapist and I laugh until our session is over
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) February 15, 2017
as a reporter it is important to remember the five w’s:
who
what
when
where
why won’t haley joel osment respond to my fan mail— jamie loftus (@hamburgerphone) February 17, 2017
“I’m calling for a complete and total shut down of men being allowed to marry until we can figure out what the hell is going on!” https://t.co/suzWYEWf3R
— Riley J. Dennis (@RileyJayDennis) February 13, 2017
If you pair the Huffington Post news photo with the headline below it, everything becomes infinitely more entertaining. pic.twitter.com/4QWaSHVkDo
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) February 15, 2017
me: I’m fun and charming and not interested in being an angry feminist who hates men?✌?
also me, witnessing the insane depths of sexism: pic.twitter.com/nl554ud6EA
— Lauren Brown (@LaurenBrownMD) February 16, 2017
