The Greatest Tweets Of The Week

We’ve had our ups, and we’ve had our downs, and we’ve had our roller coaster loop de loops.

But it’s finally Friday, and you know what that means! It’s time for TWEETS, honey.

 

 

And they really love each other!

 

 

The cards know all…

 

 

THEY’RE JUST SO HELPFUL 😥😫😿

 

Makes u think…

 

How irresponsible, maybe he should have waited to buy that ‘iPhone he loves’.

 

‘Now THAT’S a guy who can make a woman climax!’ is what we scream at all loud motorcycles, too.

 

We’ve seen a lot of hot takes on this photo but yeah. This is the best one.

 

Daaaaaamn Bette with the burns!

 

 

Highly accurate photo of us.

 

Every time we come back to this joke it gets better and better.

 

WOOF

 

We would binge this show in 24 hours and then watch it again.

 

Tax season, very sad. We have golf balls all over the place, the best golf balls, you’ve never seen balls like these.

 

Meanwhile in England…

 

 

JUST LET US POOP IN PEACE damn.

 

You know what? I actually do deserve love, and –

via GIPHY

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