This Is The Greatest Gatsby Ever

We never knew how badly we wanted to hear the phrase ‘millionaire nipples’ before we saw this sketch from genius Maggie Monahan. So much better than the DiCaprio one, it’s not even funny. Except that this triumph of fan fic is really, really funny.

This bad boy also features the talents of Caitlin Coons, Ryan McGowan, Patrick McDonald, Kelly Voke, and Forrest Tiffany, aka Bearhug.